My
New headstones for this year. Apologies to Tom
and Ray Magliozzi for
blatantly stealing some of their credits as a source for the deceased
in my newly revised haunt.
I was laid off for six months, and this is what happens when you have way too much free time. Below each headstone is a commentary and an explanation for the pun challenged.
New this year. (ANGIOPLASTY)
New this year. (APRIL IN PARIS)
New this year. (BARBED WIRE)
New this year. (B.S.'er)
New this year.
New this year. (SEE YOU LATER)
Old headstone, new paint job. (DEPARTED)
New this year. (DICTION)
One of my oldest, completely refurbished. (EARLY BIRD)
New this year. (GLAD IT'S OVER WITH)
New this year.This one is hollow with a black
light lighting the interior.
New this year. (HUGE ASS)
New this year. (HUGE IMBECILE)
New this year. (YOU LYING SACK...(FILL IN THE REST))
New this year. (YOU GO GIRL)
New this year. (I'D AVOID HER)
New this year. (AY CARAMBA)
New this year. (GYM SHORTS)
New this year. (CAN'T SEE THE TREES)
New this year. (KARAOKE)
New this year. (MOW THE LAWN)
New this year. (MAKE BELIEVE YOU KNOW HOW TO YODEL)
Store bought and redone with an airbrush to bring out the details
Store bought and redone with an airbrush to bring out the details
New this year. (ROLLING STONE)
New this year. (SEE MORE BUTTS)
New this year. One of my favorites.
New this year. (TIMBER)